Each of the Hogwarts houses is presented with a locked door.
RAVENCLAWS: *find the key*
SLYTHERINS: *pick the lock*
GRYFFINDORS: *kick it down
This has been a brief description of the Hogwarts houses.
I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra
do men have resting bitch faces as well or do they not have negative characteristics ascribed to them for putting on a neutral rather than a deliriously happy facial expression
"It took a special kind of guts to be a fuck up as a woman, I thought. To say to hell with being the nice girl, the responsible one, the one who makes sure the man takes care of himself and eats properly and doesn’t take too many drugs. To be just as nihilistic and self-destructive as a man, knowing all along that you’ll get crucified for it, because somehow, the world will make everything your fault. He’ll be a martyr, and you’ll be a succubus. He’ll be a genius and you’ll be a groupie, He’ll be a hero, and you’ll be an ugly fat crack whore who deserves to die."
"I loved you before I ever touched you."
"She looked at nice young men as if she could smell their stupidity."